Happy Monday! I hope you all are getting a good start to your week. If you came to this post because you’re looking for genuine tips that will help you in your blogging and help you act like a blogger, then…maybe come back later. Today I decided to have a little fun. If you’re in the blogging community, then you may notice a few trends with bloggers. You may notice that you’re doing some of those things yourself. It may not be your intention to join the crowd, but it just almost creeps up on you. I hope no one gets offended by this…I do some of these things myself. My point is to give you guys a little laugh, and as you read through, hopefully, I succeed! Here are five ways on how to act like a blogger!
Use!!! Exclamation!!! Points!!!
You are not really a blogger if you don’t use exclamation points at the end of each sentence! It’s very important the person you’re responding to knows you’re excited! You have to sound very joyous! Because you’re a very joyous and ecstatic blogger!
Write an Ebook
If you’re going to be a blogger, then you MUST write some form of Ebook or guide. Don’t shoot the messenger, it’s just the facts.
That’s it. That’s all.
Drink Coffee or Tea
Do you actually like it? Is it for aesthetics? It doesn’t matter…you need it. Bonus points if you take a picture of it with an aesthetic background.
Join them. All of them. Then do about two a day, everyday. Trust me.
There you go! Whether you want to or not, you’re going to end up doing these things anyway so enjoy! Welcome to the world of being a blogger!
Ps: Please note that this is just a joke. We all could use a good laugh, so I’m motivating you to take time to do that today. If you do any of these, then don’t be afraid to laugh at yourself either.